Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

British Dentistry

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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