- Anti Joke

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!