- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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