- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock Knock Come in

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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