What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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