Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

a man was shot.... he died

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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