- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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