- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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