A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Chick Norris... Enough said

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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