roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Jebron Lames.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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