Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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1+1=2

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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