- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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