- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

who is really lanky? james cornish

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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