Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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