A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

PENIS that is all

Colin is gay but toasters are not

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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