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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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