- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

A women in the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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