Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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