- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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