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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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