- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A woman walks into a bar.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is older than history?

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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