- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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