- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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