- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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