What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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