- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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