- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

OOOOPPS /

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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