- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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