Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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