- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Daniel is a fag

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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