- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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