what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Tony Romo

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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