What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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