- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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