What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

A fat guy!

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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