- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Your Mom The End.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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