- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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