- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

men's rights activists

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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