- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Jebron Lames.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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