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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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