- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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