what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Anti Joke

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