Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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