- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

FIONN'S LIFE

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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