- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Diarrhea

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Your mom went to college

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

A women in the kitchen.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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