- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nothing

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

women's rights

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why was the man sad? His wife left

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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