- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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