so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Anti Joke

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