- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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