- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

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