A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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