- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

someone called someone else a frog

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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