- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

Women's Rights.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

A midget walked under a bar.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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