- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Massie is a fatass

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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