Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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