- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

No because your face is really f***** up.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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