Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Please ignore this statement.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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