- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Women's rights

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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