- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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