what to call someone thats gay zak

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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