there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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