John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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sky silverstein

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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