LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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