Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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