- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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