Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Knock Knock Come in

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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