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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

There's my tractor.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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