- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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